extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit
how are hipster posts bad?
what is bad about a picture of a cute pair of shoes or starbucks or a fucking poem. i dont get it. how are you superior to someone because you like shows on BBC
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else
- Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
- Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?