knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

496,728 notes   -  18 August 2014


mimsy526:

cosplayadoration:

Hocus Pocus. / Costumes: Castle Corsetry / Models: Birds of Play as Winifred and Sarah Sanderson, Chrissy Lynn as Mary Sanderson & Strange Like That Cosplay as Billy Butcherson / Photographer: Joits Photography 

I can’t handle how awesome and accurate this is!!!!!!!!

52,875 notes   -  18 August 2014

  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
51,887 notes   -  18 August 2014

a-multi-fandomers-sanctuary:

Are you fucking kidding me right now



I like the moments of darkness before dawn,” she said. “Probably because it’s a clean slate. Clean and unused. Haruki Murakami, Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World  (via novltea)
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susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass


lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time.