kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

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inter-cum:

HAHAHA

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concept art from Disney’s Frozen 



deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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muslimmilf:

updating my tagged/me


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diecry:

Donnie Darko (2001)

diecry:

Donnie Darko (2001)


damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

image

instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

image

she doesn’t get it

292,288 notes   -  22 April 2014