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OH MY GOD this is so amazing. Because Sherlock for sure noticed that Jim is left handed and he handed him the tea like that in revenge after JIM TOOK HIS ARMCHAIR. Oh my god these two. Let me present you the Napoleon of crime and the genius consulting detective, age 12.
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts
I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.
I asked her if she believed in love, she smiled and said it was her most elaborate method of self-harm.
Benedict Smith (via —-lauren)
i wish every day had a trailer you could watch in the morning so you could at least be a little prepared for the shitrocket that is life
